Just for Fun

Just for fun! I found an old email with some great faith-oriented one-liners, so I thought I’d share. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Give God what’s right ~ not what’s left.

Man’s way leads to a hopeless end ~ God’s way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith-lift.

When praying, don’t give God instructions ~ just report for duty.

We don’t change God’s message ~ His message changes us.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

When God ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Plan ahead ~ It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Exercise daily ~ walk with the Lord.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

He who angers you controls you.

God answers knee mail.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch & he’ll be a ruler.

Be ye fishers of men ~ you catch them & He’ll clean them.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Read the Bible ~ It will scare the hell out of you.

The Message doesn’t change, only the method.

I’m sure there’s a lot more out there. Do you have any you’d like to add? Sometimes it’s good to just have some fun!



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